1. |
Stuck In The Chimney
03:17
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2. |
Too Soon For Christmas
04:09
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Why does everyone put up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier each year?
It's still two months away
I heard a Christmas song today on the radio
I can't believe my ears
Maybe I'm just being a Scrooge
But I'm not, no I'm not in the mood
I don't have a problem with Christmas
I don't have a problem at all
I just have a problem with Christmas when it's in the fall
Maybe you could another month or two
I know you'll make it through
I just have a problem with Christmas way too soon
I just have a problem with Christmas way too soon
Maybe I'm just being a Scrooge
But I'm not, no I'm not in the mood
I don't have a problem with Christmas
I don't have a problem at all
I just have a problem with Christmas when it's in the fall
Maybe you could another month or two
I know you'll make it through
I just have a problem with Christmas way too soon
I just have a problem with Christmas way too soon
It's still 90 degrees outside
I'm going to ride my bike
90 degrees outside
I see Christmas lights
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3. |
Lightning And Thunder
02:25
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[Verse 1]
You know Santa’s reindeer and each one has a name
But two of them you know are just not quite the same
Dasher and dancer, prancer and vixen
Comet and cupid are all well known names
My uncle said to me that in good old Germany
Their names you do not say carelessly
thunder and the lightning
[Chorus]
Donnor and blitzen thunder and lightning
Thunder and Lightning
Santa will come riding
Your rooftop they will plunder
Brining the lightning and the thunder
[Verse 2]
You may think your shingles fall of your roof
Because they are old and worn
But the truth is that Santa’s swift reindeer
Scrap them off as they ride
The worst of them all you fear though you’re tall
Thunder and the lightning
[Verse 3]
On a quiet Christmas Eve
That why you never see
Santa or his red sled
Is not because your tired sleeping in your bed
Its simply because they are as fast
As the lightning or the thunder
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5. |
Savior And Son
03:15
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6. |
Thank You For Shoveling
03:16
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[Chorus]
I wanna hear a “Good job!”
I wanna hear “Way to go!”
I wanna hear “Thankyou
For shoveling all that snow!”
[Verse 1]
I wanna hear thank you when I go outside
I just want some love before I die
Some appreciation would sure be nice
I just want a thank-you at least one time
[Verse 2]
I’m not goin out there just to be nice
And if you're feeling thankful for my sacrifice
You can let me know with just two words
Say ‘em if you know ‘em, It won’t hurt!
[Verse 3]
The way I feel, it can’t be wrong
I’m looking for affirmation
Tell me it’s fine to feel this way
Then maybe I’ll get you to say….
[Verse 4]
Bring out the pompoms and the big brass band
I want the president to shake my hand
A shiny trophy and golden plaque
Maybe recognition can fix my back
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7. |
Tim The Backup Reindeer
03:07
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[Chorus]
Slipping sliding tires spinning we’re not getting anywhere
Pushing shoving almost busting who’d have thought it would be so hard
to get our christmas tree
[Verse 1]
Saturday we all woke up happy has can be
We went out the drive to get our christmas tree
Found the tree, loaded up and wrap that netting tight
But the road was slick. it had frozen in the night.
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Dad got out of the van while we all piled out
The engine roared and whirred but the wheels all gave out
The hole that we, were now in, just kept getting worse
Instead of moving forward we were rolling in reverse
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
A man drove up from the farm with his Chevy truck
He asked how he could help and we were just in luck
His truck pulled, with a roar, I could hear horses tune
It wasn’t long before we got our old van through
[Chorus]
[Verse 4]
We got back at last as it stated to get dark
Our journey simply was not a walk in the park
We were almost too tired to decorate out tree
But now we are home at last happy as can be
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9. |
Smashing Ornaments
03:10
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10. |
I Still Believe
04:26
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11. |
See Ya Later Buddy
03:33
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13. |
Yuletide Doxology
01:38
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